My very own missile silo

I want me one of these. And what a bargain at only $1.5 million.

Imagine turning this into a recreation facility / resort.

• You could have repelling and mountain climbing in the silos.
• Military and space themed guest rooms.
• Maybe even launch your own rocket into space and offer rides.

And in case of alien invasion or nuclear fallout, I'm sure you'd be protected in your underground bunker.