At a loss for words for someone's stupidity? Want to have some ammunition in an insult throwing contest?
For that tall person - He's a little too tall for his blood supply.
The overweight person - No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
The crafty person - Her sewing machine's out of thread.
The gamer - In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
A co-worker - This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
The scientist - He donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
The politician - If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
The athlete - It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
The trekkie - He's a couple of dilithium crystals short of a warp core.
The pilot - He's a few feet short of the runway.
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